Penis Slang Terms

It’s an innocent five-letter word for sure; after all, it is tossed about quite liberally among medical and health circles. And yet, when ordinary mortals get together and start talking about it, why is there a certain degree of shyness or a desperate hesitation to express what needs to be expressed?

Some people from other cultures even go as far as giving the penis an alias, or an endearing slang terms in an effort not to have to articulate the P-word. They argue that one can still converse with eloquence without having to say it.

If you’ve ever heard what names have been bandied about to identify the male organ, you would either gasp or let out a giggle.

How about:

• Pecker
• Honker
• One-eyed trouser snake
• Spam javelin
• Pocket rocket
• Bacon Bazooka
• Cock
• Dick
• Johnson
• Rod

Those names smack of creativity, don’t they, and chances are the individuals who coined them must feel ecstatic about their penis and oh, so very proud. Bacon Bazooka indeed.